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after i fainted

nurse:   how many fingers?
me:   3 with some lube


me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

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I’m sorry I gave you everything I had without making sure you wanted it.
I Heavy (#418: April 21, 2014)

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i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

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